We should be called the Road Head Warriors
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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