Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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