Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
