That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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