cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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