its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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