Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
