Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
That's intense
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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