Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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