So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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