Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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