Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
