is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize