IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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