Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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