It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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