You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
