You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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