none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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