your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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