So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
His hands were made for my vagina.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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