drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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