Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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