Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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