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i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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