a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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