I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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