Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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