I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
