Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I would fuck him just for his dog
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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