i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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