Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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