you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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