Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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