So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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