I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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