Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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