then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
pop tarts are not kleenex
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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