Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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