can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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