I didn't shave. On purpose
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he thought i was a dude.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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