Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
you never un-have a 4some
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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