this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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