Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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