the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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