Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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