chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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