Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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