I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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