we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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