if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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