Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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