Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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