I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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