put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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