I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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